Kaysica

Jess walked into the living room. "Kayci, my amazing heterosexual lifepartner, I'm hooooome~!" She tossed her bag onto the chair and flopped onto the couch next to the one known as Kayci. "Whatcha doin'?"

Kayci smiled at Jess and showed her the computer screen. "Trollin' Chief. I had a strange urge to do it, so I did." Jessica laughed and took the computer. "I've had a similar urge lately. How's your design class going? Finish that project?" Kayci sighed wistfully and glanced at the papers all over the table. "Not quite... I'll get to it! Eventually..."

Jess laughed and flicked on the TV. The channel she happened to flick to was MTV, and lo and behold, their favorite quartet of derps were being interviewed.

"NO WAY!!" They squealed simultaneously, then burst into giggles. After an awkward pause, Kayci mumbled, "Way!" and they exploded into fits of laughter again.

After watching the interview and commenting on the fro, knees, shortness, and sass, the pair decided that eating would probably be a good idea, since neither of them had all day.

Kayci suggested they order in, so Jess called for pizza. While Jessica was busy, Kayci decided to work on her project. She bent over the table, tongue firmly between her teeth, and began carefully sketching the lines. By time Jess came back in, Kayci was swearing like a sailor and erasing furiously. "Having trouble there?" Kayci jumped and swore loudly.

"JESS! Don't sneak up on me!!" She managed to catch her breath, and she slumped over. "Ugh.. I fail at everything.. FOREVER ALONE." Jess laughed and hugged her best friend. "You don't fail at everything. You're pretty and smart and funny and my best friend. So there." Kayci smiled. "Aww, Jess, thanks. Gawsh, make me feel all derpy, whydoncha?"

The pizza arrived in just under thirty minutes. Kayci went and paid the man, who she SWORE had more awkward knees than Moikay, and brought the pizza to the living room. The two happily nommed on the gooey stuff until they passed out from a Coke Zero-induced coma around three AM.